Welcome to the Sunday Evening Debrief, the worldwide leader in hungover cultural commentary. If you’re like me you’re curled up on your couch, watching tv in the dark and waiting for your take-out delivery like a hungover piece of human garbage. You’re probably shaking from a combination of alcohol withdrawal and crippling anxiety about the week ahead. Never fear. I’m here to fill in the blanks from your blackout stupor, remind you what you drank to forget, and ultimately better equip you for sober, human-to-human interaction come Monday. It’s my personal guarantee that the takes will be strong, the facts will remain unchecked, and that 150 kiloton truth bombs will be aimed directly at the woke centers of your tiny lizard brain.

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