AbstractPizza is a food built upon paradoxes. Pizza and the appreciation of pizza transcends race, religion, political affiliation, and socioeconomic status while simultaneously drawing stark and deeply entrenched battle lines in regards to quality, quantity, and classification. Deep dish vs thin crust. Stuffed crust vs classic crust. Don’t even get me started about toppings. The … Continue reading The PQT

The United States did not always look the way it does. What started as a few loosely affiliated colonies primarily on the east coast blossomed into the bi-coastal behemoth we know it as today. But how did we get here? The answer? Land deals. I have graded and analyzed each significant US land deal since … Continue reading Grading US Land Deals

The Swap of the CenturyThe Wizards and Pelicans are both fundamentally broken teams. The Wizards are playing out like a soap opera, and once John Walls supermax contract kicks in, the drama is only going to get worse. Wall reportedly un-gifted the gold Cartier watches he graciously gave everyone on the team for Christmas, and … Continue reading NBA Season Wrap Up

In an ideal world we will have divorced the concepts of competition and accolades from any discussion surrounding art. Art by nature is about (or should be about, anyways) feeling and intuition and “the indescribable”. However that is mostly impossible not only because of our capitalist society and the concept of competition underpinning everything, but … Continue reading 2017 in Film

On Tuesday night, Lebron James became the 7th player in NBA history to score over 30,000 points in their career. But on Monday night, Lebron posted this instagram, pre-congratulating his younger self on this yet to be achieved achievement. https://www.instagram.com/p/BeTAoFBBxbG/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_legacy This was one of the most mind bendingly confusing and unintentionally hilarious instagrams ever posted … Continue reading Lebron James’ and the Multiverse Theory

Falcons at Eagles Were Carson Wentz healthy, this game would be a much different story. Philly might be the most unheralded 1 seed ever. Big Dick Nick Foles should prove to be a serviceable replacement, however I’m not sure that he will be able to utilize the weapons on Philly’s offense the way Wentz did … Continue reading NFL Divisional Round Preview