Jim “Tuna” Halpert: A Deep Dive

For many fans of The Office, the award winning NBC sitcom, Jim Halpert perfectly represented the all-American white-collar everyman. Jim embodies the drifting, frustrated, mid-twenties college grad that we all either identify with (to an extent) or have encountered during our own adventures in corporate America. A sharp-minded compulsive slacker, unsatisfied in his current position … Continue reading Jim “Tuna” Halpert: A Deep Dive

The Five Best Films of 2017 Made by Sexual Predators by Sophie Harari

In a year full of gems like Woody Allen’s nostalgic Wonder Wheel, The Weinstein Company’s culturally-informed thriller Wind River, and Netflix’s family drama The Meyerowitz Stories, starring a weathered Dustin Hoffman, it was nearly impossible to narrow down the list of best films of 2017 made by sexual predators. After weeks of rewriting and reordering, … Continue reading The Five Best Films of 2017 Made by Sexual Predators by Sophie Harari

Will Smith Has Four Grammys And It’s Fucking Bullshit

Before starring in shitty blockbuster movies and becoming a Scientology sympathizers, Will Smith started his career in show business as the MC of the early hip-hop duo DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince. For anyone unfamiliar, I urge them to take a peruse through their discography. Here's a little sample. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOaFh-yJk_k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jam_t-gj7HM I don’t … Continue reading Will Smith Has Four Grammys And It’s Fucking Bullshit

The DoD Basically Confirmed UFOs and Nobody Gave a Fuck

In a New York Times piece that ran this week, the U.S. government essentially confirmed the existence of a top secret UFO program being run out of the Pentagon. The Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program was largely funded at the behest of Nevada Senator and former Senate majority leader Harry Reid, a known space enthusiast. … Continue reading The DoD Basically Confirmed UFOs and Nobody Gave a Fuck

NBA Quarter Season Review: Eat Crow Edition

Spoiler Alert: The Celtics Are Prettay, Prettay GoodWhen Gordo Haystack’s ankle was snapped before our very eyes on opening night, I, like most NBA fans, proclaimed the Celtics’ season DOA. Let me tell you, eating crow has never tasted so good. Jaylen Brown and rookie Jayson Tatum have been a godsend and more than picked … Continue reading NBA Quarter Season Review: Eat Crow Edition