On Tuesday night, Lebron James became the 7th player in NBA history to score over 30,000 points in their career. But on Monday night, Lebron posted this instagram, pre-congratulating his younger self on this yet to be achieved achievement. https://www.instagram.com/p/BeTAoFBBxbG/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_legacy This was one of the most mind bendingly confusing and unintentionally hilarious instagrams ever posted … Continue reading Lebron James’ and the Multiverse Theory

Falcons at Eagles Were Carson Wentz healthy, this game would be a much different story. Philly might be the most unheralded 1 seed ever. Big Dick Nick Foles should prove to be a serviceable replacement, however I’m not sure that he will be able to utilize the weapons on Philly’s offense the way Wentz did … Continue reading NFL Divisional Round Preview

For many fans of The Office, the award winning NBC sitcom, Jim Halpert perfectly represented the all-American white-collar everyman. Jim embodies the drifting, frustrated, mid-twenties college grad that we all either identify with (to an extent) or have encountered during our own adventures in corporate America. A sharp-minded compulsive slacker, unsatisfied in his current position … Continue reading Jim “Tuna” Halpert: A Deep Dive

Celtics Check-In Long DecemberDecember has been absolutely brutal schedule wise for the Celtics. They have 16 scheduled games in the month alone, including three back to backs, culminating in a game in London against the 76ers at the beginning of January. By my estimation this has been among the most difficult stretches in the NBA … Continue reading NBA Midseason Review: #Sheesh

In a year full of gems like Woody Allen’s nostalgic Wonder Wheel, The Weinstein Company’s culturally-informed thriller Wind River, and Netflix’s family drama The Meyerowitz Stories, starring a weathered Dustin Hoffman, it was nearly impossible to narrow down the list of best films of 2017 made by sexual predators. After weeks of rewriting and reordering, … Continue reading The Five Best Films of 2017 Made by Sexual Predators by Sophie Harari

Before starring in shitty blockbuster movies and becoming a Scientology sympathizers, Will Smith started his career in show business as the MC of the early hip-hop duo DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince. For anyone unfamiliar, I urge them to take a peruse through their discography. Here's a little sample. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOaFh-yJk_k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jam_t-gj7HM I don’t … Continue reading Will Smith Has Four Grammys And It’s Fucking Bullshit

(As much as I️ despise covering Lavar Ball in any capacity, his most recent antics were simply too insane and unhinged to go without comment. I️ was planning on this piece as being another smaller Ballgazers capsule for my mid season round up, which will come out next week, but I️ got a little carried … Continue reading Ballgazers Update: Viva Lithuania